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- Add comment | Back to james Written on 03-Sep-2008 by jamesmawilliamsI got invited to a Durex product launch party by a friend of a friend a couple of days ago, free drinks and a goody bag was enough to get my interest. So last night exhausted from work but spurred on by the novelty of a condom party i returned to central London.
It was held at 24 nightclub on Kingly street so the location was adequatly sleek - and an assurance that i wasnt in for a lesson on safe sex. To cut a not so long story, to really short, there was no safe sex message, the only products being launched were lubrication. Experiment have fun, have
orgasms were the messages.
Soon after the contents of a couple of champagne flutes were sunk we were all rubbing multi-flavoured and textured lube all over each others face's. The cherry flavoured lube was a particular hit when added (sometimes unwillingly) to the champagne. The crowd were surprisingly unattractive, so the PR company should have been in for a telling off.
As the drinks ran out at around 10.30 and no celebrities had made themselves apparent for a lube attack, it was time to leave. Two leggy models handed me a press bag on the way out, so heavily laden with every Durex lube product out there that it made my arms ache.
I have always been one to love the freebies, but King of Lube is not a title i want to take-on, so i started considering where to hide it.. but what if someone found it, that would look even worse!
I found the solution - the communal bathroom, now all my housemates can share the responsibility of it.. and share the lube.. EUGH, rank!
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written on 03-Sep-2008
SianMeades says:
what a lovely story :-)
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written on 03-Sep-2008
sam says:
I walked into someones house recently, won't name names but there was a big bottle of multipurpose lube sitting there, looking at me asking me questions. I left with wrong images in my mind and still struggle to get them out!
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written on 03-Sep-2008
Claudiajb50 says:
What's happened to the entrepeneur in you...? You should have gone straight to Soho and sold them outside a nightclub full of hormaonally charged revellers...or even on ebay?!!
P.s Why didn't you invite me?
xxx
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