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- Add comment | Back to blog Written on 26-Mar-2009 by samSo I don't normally do film reviews, but I couldn't resist this.
James Bond goes all rogue in his latest adventure, he's still reeling from the death of Vespa in his last outing and is looking for (wait for it) Solace just about everywhere...London, Sienna, Bolivia, somewhere in the desert (it could be a kids book if it wasn't for all the fighting, killing and sex...James looked in the briefcase but there was nothing there, James looked in the caves but there was nothing there etc).
I would say that 94% of the film is some description of fight scene, 3% is plot and the other 3% some crap about a character who is going to die in five minutes anyway (Bond, you are coming with me). When did Bond loose his suave sophistication and more to the point when did he stop not knowing what he was drinking?
Firstly let me tell you that Daniel Craig shouldn't have been Bond. If they wanted to make another Bourne then why didn't they just do that? Pick out someone who actually fits the Bond bill, tall, dark and handsome and not too built that he can't make it in to a goddam suit.
I want to see swift karate chops to knock a gun out of a crazed mans hand, I want to see sharks swimming around waiting to get fed but mostly I want to see Bond not being killed by incompetant evil villains when he really should have been. You get me.
Quantum of Solace was shit, I fell asleep, my brother fell asleep and my girlfreind also fell asleep.
Some questions, that I would appreciate an answer to;
How did Matthis got in the boot of the car and why the heck he didn't make a noise when they were driving?
How did the girl get covered in oil?
When Bond was at Tosca, why didn't the body guard just say he was a body guard and then why did Bond not deny shooting him? What a dick.
Jeez. Bring back George Lazenby.
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written on 26-Mar-2009
chickerino says:
Why did they make an explosive hotel?
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written on 26-Mar-2009
sam says:
was it a hotel though?
i think it was an oil rig becasue they had to transfer oil from one place to another ...or something? -
written on 26-Mar-2009
chickerino says:
in a desert?
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written on 26-Mar-2009
sam says:
yeh. the desert. why was it exploding?
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written on 05-Apr-2009
Private Krankenversicherung [http://www.private--krankenversicherung.info] says:
Yes, in a desert...
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