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Back to blog Written on 29-May-2008 by sam

Well that goes without saying, people die everyday from all kinds of things. At the moment stabbing is all the rage. But I fear for young Londoners this Saturday as Boris’ ban on booze on the tube looms ever nearer. Some say it’s wrong, others agree, however it is the sheer stupidity of people in this city that gets me. Any chance they get to stick two fingers up at the man and they do.

Let’s think back a month. Won’t it be a laugh if we vote for Boris? I’m sure he’ll make London a big fun boat, what’s Ken doing? Nothing. Well he let you drink on the tube!

Anyway let’s not bring politics into this. It’s about idiots…right. So how many thousands of people are going to charge down to the tube on Saturday night, bottle of Strongbow in hand ready to down it before stumbling off into the night to pass out and puke up on some poor unsuspecting soul. According to facebook lots of thousands. And my thoughts are that London Tonight, The London Lite and the Paper will all be down there doing there bit for London.

‘This is hilarious’ all those people who voted for BJ will proclaim as they cram another 30 people onto their carriage.

It’s a good thing I use the Northern Line, because come Monday morning, I would not like to be the one sat on the chair that was pissed on by Larry the Lout or sicked on by Lozza the Lightweight.

No sir. I’m going to the park on Saturday, weather permitting for a picnic, then off to a gig in the evening. You won’t catch me down the tube station at midnight screaming cos some twat who dropped his Stella on the tube line tried to pick it up and ended up as roadkill.

Enjoy your party.

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written on 29-May-2008

theotherside says:

Yes Sam.
written on 29-May-2008

Matt_Damon says:

Matt Damon?
written on 29-May-2008

theotherside says:

Matt Damon? Hi
written on 29-May-2008

Andreww says:

I have heard about this picnic, through 3rd party sources
written on 30-May-2008

DarrenOsbourne says:

I'm coming down from the oaks for this. sounds like it'll be a right mash up. I heard warren was coming too, might push him under a train. That would make a good story line.

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